February 2012
kimj0ngfun:
plot twist benedict cumbetbatch is the oscar
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"Things Kurtofsky Pirates Say" Video Project Sign...
karofsky:
regular-lord-joesus:
becauseyoulooklikeyogi:
thingspiratessayvid:
Hi Pirates/Kurtofsky shippers!!!
Currently, we are about to embark on a very prolonged, 7 week hiatus of Glee, which means it’s time for us to fill the void with our own creativity! (ooh I think that rhymed…)
It was suggested a while back that there needs to be a ‘Things Kurtofsky Pirates Say’ video and it was...
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
America: Move
Canada: I'm sorry
Brazil: SAI DA FRENTE, CARALHO!
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plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
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gatiss:
benedict are you under the carpet
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HEY I DON’T KNOW IF YOU GUYS HAVE SKYPE BUT WE SHOULD TOTALLY SKYPE NEXT SUNDAY AND CRY TOGETHER HOW ABOUT THAT and if you are socially awkward you can hang up the call when the episode is over we don’t have to talk it’s ok
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ireadaboutitinhogwartsahistory:
according to the e! news ticker, it’s official! dianna agron and myself are dating.
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leadmetotheark:
boycotting the oscars because you ruined my life
barrowmans:
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
i wanna go to bed
but i don’t wanna go to bed
i have a silent friendship with so many of you we never talk but we always like/reblog each other and i just love you from a distance
teadalek:
I’ll believe it if they’re still ‘together’ when glee’s ratings aren’t dropping.
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taylor lautner’s nose is so weird god
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The Russian Sleep Experiment
on-ne-dors-pas-ici:
Russian researchers in the late 1940s kept five people awake for fifteen days using an experimental gas based stimulant. They were kept in a sealed environment to carefully monitor their oxygen intake so the gas didn’t kill them, since it was toxic in high concentrations. This was before closed circuit cameras so they had only microphones and 5 inch thick glass porthole sized...
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betty-mcrae:
santana and brittany’s reactions to the jane addams academy’s performance of bootylicious
masturbatewithacheesegrater:
versaemerge are literally like the most perfect attractive band in the whole world they’re like non earthly beings theyre like ANGELS FLOATING AROUND I DONT UNDERSTAND THEY’RE JUST BOTH SUCH GOOD LOOKING HUMANS
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Watchf-inchel:
It’s me speaking in Portuguese. Enjoy.
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my hair looked so pretty yesterday why did it wake up like this why does it hate me i have school tomorrow
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mishacolliins asked: i HATE church class omfg it's like every ridiculous thing you can imagine
and then if i bother to be like okay what in the fuck makes you believe this
they're all "ITS IN THE BIBLE"
okay well you have literally no proof that the bible wasnt just written by a bunch of 2000BC trolls you idiot
and then if i bother to be like okay what in the fuck makes you believe this
they're all "ITS IN THE BIBLE"
okay well you have literally no proof that the bible wasnt just written by a bunch of 2000BC trolls you idiot
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fallingintothedenouement:
fallingintothedenouement:
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured...
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lea-michele:
i swear 80% of you are brazilian
theofficialtimtebow:
if you never had a crush on drake bell then you probably never had a childhood
tumblr people: you're so gorgeous hfusdifhsdifhisdhfis
people in real life: oh look it speaks